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if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something


Stephen King, The Stand


Stephen King, The Stand

You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right.
Ira Glass (via rockinrye)



when will my motivation return from war

Just came back from seeing Oculus with a friend. Yay for procrastination! Movie was. Okay. I mean. I really only like scary movies if there’s a happy ending. Which spoiler alert there wasn’t.

Damn I got carded twice. First when buying the ticket, and then again when I got my stub torn. Lady was like “Are you old enough to see this? How old are you?” And then I said I was twenty and the other workers standing around laughed. Idek. I can’t believe I’m almost twenty-one. It doesn’t feel like it. I almost said I was nineteen. lmao

Movie was fine, but it turns out, people who sit with their legs spread out really irritate me, which my friend was doing. lol Oh well. Next time I’ll remember to sit a chair away.